Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Teleprompter Inventor Dies-White House In Mourning

This post will write itself.
The inventor of the teleprompter, Hubert J. “Hub” Schlafly Jr., died April 20 in Connecticut.
The Dear Leader, President Obama, is in deep mourning for the man that, unbeknownst to him, made his political odyssey come to life.
There is no word from the White House on if flags will be lowered to half-staff to honor Mr. Schlafly.


Yes, the last two paragraphs are a parody.

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